EVERYBODY KNOWS, SHIT HAPPENS...
Taoism - "if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
Hinduism - "this shit happened before"
Confucianism - "Confucious say 'shit happens'"
Buddhism - "shit will happen to you again"
Zen - "what is the sound of shit happening?"
Islam - "if shit happens, it is the will of Allah"
Sikhism - "leave our shit alone"
Jehova's Witness - "knock, knock, shit happens"
Atheism - "I don't believe this shit"
Agnosticism - "can you prove that shit happens?"
Catholicism - "if shit happens, you deserve it"
Protestantism - "shit happens, amen to that"
Judaism - "why does shit always happens to us?"
Orthodox Judaism - "so shit happens, already"
Televangelism - "send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism - "let's smoke this shit"
Hare Krishna - "shit happens, rama, rama"
Nation of Islam - "don't take no shit"
New Age - "visualise shit happening"
Shintoism - "you inherit the shit of your ancestors"
Hedonism - "I love it when shit happens
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